Gabriel's Promise (A Romantic Comedy) by Silver Jordan

Gabriel's Promise (A Romantic Comedy) by Silver Jordan

Author:Silver, Jordan [Silver, Jordan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2013-09-07T22:00:00+00:00


Chapter 25

Chief

I'm worried for my girl , none of these yahoos better not say a bad word to her or I'll be the one looking for the nearest gun cabinet, my baby might have her quirks but she's a good kid.

I don't think the boy would let anybody hurt her though, he's worst than a clucking hen with her chicks.

Ever since we got here he's been hovering around her like he was afraid she would disappear, more like he was afraid she would get into the liquor supply.

I hate to admit it but my daughter's a lush, I've never seen such a spectacle in all my days.

Jenny seemed to be a nice enough girl but I was afraid if she didn't dial it down a notch Miss. Priss might deck her one.

The boy's parents were nice enough, father seemed taken with my girl, wait until the first time she lit into him, then we'll see.

"Oh lord what now?" I heard the commotion before I reached the room where Miss. Priss and Jenny were hobnobbing.

"I don't want to go shopping, I hate shopping; shopping is for air headed cumquats who have nothing better to do."

"What's a cumquat?"

"It's a fruit nitwit, maybe if you stopped sniffing paint you might learn something."

"I don't sniff paint Sam, you're so silly."

Oh shit.

"Don't you do it Mary Flora Bell."

"Who's that? I thought Gabriel said your name was Sam?"

"She was a young serial killer in England, well she killed two boys supposedly so I don't know why that makes her a serial killer, again, if you lay off whatever drug of the week you're on you might know these things."

"Uhhh, Sam, I don't think anybody knows these things."

"Well I do."

"And I swear she's not on wacky weed, she just acts like it."

"Shut it."

Where's that son in law of mine anyway, he knows better than to leave Attila the Hun alone with his little sister, the girl can't weigh but eighty pounds wet, if she pisses off Miss. Priss she's liable to knock her clear into next week.



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